Penguins in Sunglasses

One day, a cop pulls a van over, and when he walks up to the window, he sees ten penguins in the back.

The cop asks the man, “Are those your penguins?”

The man says, “Yes, they are my pets.”

The cop replies to the man, “You need to take them to the zoo right now.”

So the man agrees and drives off. The next day, the cop pulls over the same van, and he walks up to the window and sees the ten penguins all wearing sunglasses.

The cop says to the man, “I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.”

The man says, “I did! Today, we are going to the beach!”

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The cop meant the man should *give* the penguins to the zoo because they are exotic animals and shouldn't be pets. But you're so dense, you probably thought the guy was gonna start a penguin taxi service. The guy was just obeying the instructions literally: he took them *to* the zoo for a field trip, and now they're chillin' at the beach, probably looking for fish tacos. Based!

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