Yours jokes
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Me and your mom in the bed.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*