Yours jokes
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
What is your address?
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
You. You're the joke.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Your d*** size...
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!