Yours jokes

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one."

Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?

Because it's a battlefield.

Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

The best joke in the world is me.

Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.

Patient: What's the good news?

Doctor: I've got you flowers.

Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?

Doctor: They're for your grave.