Yours jokes
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She says, "Yes, I am."
He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"