Yours jokes
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
You're really...
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
What time is your name from? Any time.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.