Yours jokes
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: I've got you flowers.
Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're for your grave.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.