Yours jokes
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?
Land ho!
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.