Yours jokes
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Doin (DYM 35).
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!