Yours jokes
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
You're gay.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.