Yours jokes
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.