Yours jokes
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!" The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.