Yours jokes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Memes
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.