Yours jokes

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.

A letter to all Math:

Dear Math,

Grow up and solve your own problems!

2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

Your

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.

AKA, you're up for adoption.

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”

Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.

Your momma! OHHHHH!