Yours jokes
I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
My dick is longer than your life.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"