Yours jokes

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?

"Gene-ious!"

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!

When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

Your life. That's all.

Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.

AKA, you're up for adoption.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:

"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?

"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."