Yours jokes
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Your family in a nutshell.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Oh, you're jealous now.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...