Yours jokes
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
your (DYM 38)
Your (DYM 43).
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.