Yours jokes

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!