Yours jokes
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Your mum's foreheads.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.