Yours jokes
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Where's your off button?
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.