Yours jokes
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?