Yours jokes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
I found your parent!
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!