Yours jokes
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!