Yours jokes
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Your (DYM 146).
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.