Yours jokes

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.

Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!

Llama: What's your damn problem?

Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Your looking sharp!

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?

B: I don't know.

A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...

B: ...

Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."

Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.

Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.

I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

Maybe I'm just too old at this point.

POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.

I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.