Yours jokes
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
I fucked your mom.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Something you can say about a restaurant, but not your partner:
"So you’re open 24 hours a day?"
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.