Yours jokes
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Memes
When you and your friends find a higher form of living
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Talk to me if you're online.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.