Yours jokes
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Your (DYM 31).
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.