Yours jokes
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Talk to me if you're online.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.