Yours jokes

What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

AOT > ur fav anime.

So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.

What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.

God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

Your reflection.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.