Yours jokes
Like this if you're an American.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
You're mum.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”