Yours jokes
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
GF be like...
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!