Yours jokes
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Your mom gay, lol.
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.