Yours jokes
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Teacher: What is your name? Me: Written in the stars.
Teacher: Where? Me: A million miles away.
Teacher: What are you talking about? Me: A message to the main.
Teacher: You must change your behavior! Me: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.
Teacher: Go to the school principal NOW! Me: And I'm on my way.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?