Yours jokes

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...

... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Kid: Not your parents.

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

Why do y’all do this?

Because you're lonely.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.

Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0

Student: 69 gay = xxx

Teacher: You're out!!!

Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*

😂😂😂😂

One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.

So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.

I asked an angel, "How did I die?"

"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."