Yours jokes
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.