Yours jokes
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Memes
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.