Yours jokes

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.

When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Your mom is so fat, that burger.