Yours jokes

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.

"Candice balls fit up your nose."

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)