Yours jokes
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."