Yours jokes
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.