Yours jokes
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Your mom #69.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.