Yours jokes

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.

One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:

Police: "What’s you name?"

Shut Up: "Shut Up."

Police: "Where's your manners?!"

Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

Your mom #69.

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?

Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.

Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mail man.

Mailman who?

Bitch, do you want your mail?

POV: You're an orphan.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your mom.