Yours jokes

Orphan

  • Why do orphans like to go to church?

    So they have someone to call father.

    If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

    People

  • Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

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  • Mom

  • Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

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  • Man

  • What does a blind man and your dick have in common?

    They both can’t get up without a dog.

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  • Gwen

  • Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

    *You're a real best Gwen*

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  • Baseball Game

  • When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

    Pussy

  • What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

    One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.