Yours jokes
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.