Yours jokes
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
You're an alcoholic!
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH