Yours jokes
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
That last brain cell must've been your dad, because it left without you knowing.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.