Yours jokes
You're just big and good.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Your (DYM 17).
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
You're an orphan.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!