Yours jokes

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.

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    • Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!

    You: Why? I don't have any.

    When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.

    Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

    What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

    "Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

    Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

    Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

    "Jonny, Jonny?"

    "Yes, Papa?"

    "Eating sugar?"

    "No, Papa."

    "Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-

    I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.

    "This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."

    "This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."

    I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!

    How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!