You're jokes
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.
You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."
...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)