You're jokes
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"