You're jokes
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.