You're jokes
You're tiny!
What do you call your kids?
Your mom gay.
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
When an African has a twin, your me??
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Your mom!
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.