You're jokes
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
You. You're the joke.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."