You're jokes
Your Fortnite win rate.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Your hairline.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Your face.
Your mum!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Your mom is a joke.
How was your day, Freshfry?
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