You're jokes
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.