You're jokes
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.