You're jokes

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Monster: “I will devour your family.”

Orphan: “Oh.”

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

You were born out of your dad.

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.

When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!

Your mom dot com.

What’s under the bottom?

Your legs.

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

You and Jason in your bed.

So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"

He says, "What's it to ya?"

So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"

Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.

Your mom is gay, just like your dad.

Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!