You're jokes
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."