What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
Cow Legs
Explanation
The joke uses a play on words by answering the 'what do you call' questions with answers that are also related to beef. The final question is a classic insult, which is unexpected after the previous two answers.
Comments (5)
genius
That last one is SO OFFENSIVE.
Ginger
I love this one because you can replace “your mom” with the name of a fat friend or a teacher you had/have
TIK TOK IS THE BEST
At least my mom did not leave me.
btw that was a funny joke, i was jk about MY mom joke.
Person
The only people who do ¨yo mama¨ jokes wish they had a mom.
Anonymous
Bro are you the dude who made Angus Par suck you off 💀💀💀💀💀