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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Your mom.

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    Explanation

    The joke uses a play on words by answering the 'what do you call' questions with answers that are also related to beef. The final question is a classic insult, which is unexpected after the previous two answers.

    Comments (5)

    That last one is SO OFFENSIVE.

    I love this one because you can replace “your mom” with the name of a fat friend or a teacher you had/have

    At least my mom did not leave me.

    btw that was a funny joke, i was jk about MY mom joke.

    The only people who do ¨yo mama¨ jokes wish they had a mom.

    Bro are you the dude who made Angus Par suck you off 💀💀💀💀💀