You're jokes
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
What goes moo? Cow.
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Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.