You're jokes
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”