My Number Neighbor is Bill Clinton

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, some numbskull decides to text their 'number neighbor' – that's someone whose phone number is just one digit different from theirs. Like, if your number ends in 5, theirs ends in 6. You get it? Probably not, you're not exactly a genius. Anyway, this person thinks their number neighbor is Bill Clinton, the former President of the United States. And then, because you're clearly not smart enough to guess, the 'neighbor' drops a bombshell, joking about killing Jeffrey Epstein. It's funny because it's so ridiculously absurd and dark, implying a former President would confess to something like that over text. You're probably still staring blankly, aren't you?