You're jokes
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
"Deznuts up your ass."
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
You were born out of your dad.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love