You're jokes

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"

What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!

Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.

Son: Why?

Father: You’ll need them there.

What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"

When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"

Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."

Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"

Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"

Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."

Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"

Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."

Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"

Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"

Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."

Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"

You blow a kiss up.

Your eyes were bright up your ass.

My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."

So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.

What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!