You're jokes

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

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Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.

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You and Jason in your bed.

Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

What is your name?

My ankle is named Samantha.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Hi Gwen, how is life!

A. Bad, lame, and suckish.

B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!

C. Perfect!

I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!