Peeing Strategy

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, smarty pants. This ain't rocket science. The guy's overthinking how to pee in the toilet without making a mess. He's peeing on the side of the bowl but worrying about the pee spraying everywhere. It's like, dude, just aim and flush. You are probably the kind of guy who reads the instruction manual of a toilet before using it.

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