You're jokes

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

Your Nan is dead.

When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?

The damages are severe.