You're jokes
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.