You're jokes
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Memes
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!