You're jokes

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."

Your (DYM 76).

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Where's your mom at?

Man 1: Knock knock.

Man 2: Who's there?

Man 1: Ice.

Man 2: Ice who?

Man 1: I crushed your head.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.

Your (DYM 43).

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Your (DYM 6).

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

Your (DYM 9).

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?

Your (DYM 64).

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!