You're jokes
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?