You're jokes

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Knock, knock.

Your mom.

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.

Yeah, your legs.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

I like...

Wendy's.

"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!